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Twenty years ago, personal ads were sleazy, sexual, and sometimes perverted — a backstairs way for people to manage what they were ashamed to admit to. If you believed everything that was written, you'd believe that all women are blonde, svelte, emerald-eyed owners of their own antiques importing businesses and all men are handsome, chisel-chinned CEOs looking to settle down with a wife and kids after taking long romantic walks on the beach on their private islands.
These days, personals are one of the most common and accepted ways for people to meet one another. If you're already feeling outclassed, if you're not skinny, or if you don't own your own business, don't worry.
Now look in your Yellow Pages under "Editorial Services." Pay a professional editor to edit your personal ad.
One of my hobbies is reading personal ads from incarcerated women, and then looking up their rap sheets on the World Wide Web.
Hobbies: collecting memorabilia from serial killers, laughing maniacally in inappropriate circumstances, putting the "fun" back into "funeral." Can I bite your neck on the first date?